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My favorite is:"Beat the computer! Program your life! Arbeiten am Computer ist wie U-Boot fahren. Machst du die Fenster auf, fangen die Probleme an. Once you open the Windows, the problems start. If at first you don't succeed, force it!
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Before you marry a person, you should at least make them use a computer with a slow internet connection to find out who they really are. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius. The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? Life begins at 40 — but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times. Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment.
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They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. Age is just a number. Then quit. When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car. When life gives you lemons, quit.
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